It should be illegal for Grey's Anatomy and Fifty shades of Grey to sound so similar

I had a tennis dual yesterday and came home and wanted to treat myself by binging a show. I haven't seen Greys Anatomy before so I wanted to watch it, however ofc I got it mixed up and typed in Fifty Shades of Grey instead.

Now let me tell you that when I say I was confused, I was CONFUSED. I thought Grey's Anatomy was about some doctors, but I told myself to trust the process and wait. 

I obvi waited far too long cuz now I know what to think of when someone mentions a Red Room. Before, I as thinking it was a room for torture and hurting someone, because I read the book "Behind Closed Doors" and in it, the mc married a dude who was secretly abusive and had what he called a "Red Room" where he hung up portraits of women with bru!ses. Now ofc I know it was not that. 

Anyway, I clicked out so fast. I didn't finish it but it was so so so so so so so so bad. It was such a cringe watch too. I don't understand how someone could enjoy this. I'm sorry if you do and I have offended you but.... actually no I'm not sorry cuz how can you watch this and think this is peak entertainment??!? The male lead was already saying, I kid you not, word for word, "I'm not good for you" within the first TWO DAYS OF MEETING. and don't even get me started on the lip biting.